My father is not as bad as I was told

Every now and again, I buy some smoked salmon from a supplier.

I decided to send some to my Dad, as he always loves smoked salmon.

I have just tracked the delivery and it has already been delivered. But, interestingly, it was signed by my father himself.

I was told that my father was suffering from advanced Alzheimer’s, which is clearly not the case. I have been lied to by the family, presumably to ensure that he escapes any law suit that I wished to issue.

Here is the proof. I was told that he was under the care of a number of carers.

So, I will now issue a law suit against him personally for:

• My historical sexual abuse
• The payment of monies to my daughter to incite her to falsely accuse me of her sexual abuse
• The attempted bribery
• The continued financial abuse that is carried out against me at the behest of MY FATHER

If my father was so bad, he would not have been able to stand up and a nurse would have answered the door and collected the salmon